Fun with words.... JUGGERNAUT : A space traveller with large breasts. SEVERE BLOW : A painful sex act. MISSPOKE : When a politician you LIKE has lied. LIE : When a politician you DON'T LIKE has lied. EVOLVE : When a politician you LIKE has changed their mind. WAFFLE : When a politician you DON'T like has changed their mind. SERVED ON A BED OF RICE : Wow! What are the pillows made of?? A NOVEL SOLUTION : I found an ending for my book! A RARE ILLNESS : Got sick from undercooked meat. MOUNTING CONCERN : I was wondering if I might be too heavy for her. SOCIAL UNREST : Staying up too late on Facebook. DEEPLY OFFENSIVE : A fat naked SCUBA diver. LESBIANAGE : When a woman spies on her girlfriend because she might be cheating. TESTICLES : Embarrassingly shaped icicles. ANTI-AGING : People who just refuse to grow up. BEGRUNGINGLY : Your cover band wants to do Nirvana songs so you do it just to please them. FIBRE OPTICS : Prescription eyewear made from broccoli. FETAL ALC
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