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A study said that? Sure it did, he said sarcastically. You can find this story going around right now.  Authors refer to this "red meat" as processed stuff like bacon and sausage and hotdogs and such. Here’s what we do know about meat...it does not raise your insulin levels, and chronically high insulin for years on end is basically what causes Type 2 Diabetes. And probably causes Alzheimer's and Heart Disease too. Sure some of the processed meats may also do that, like maple bacon or sausage perhaps, but hamburgers and hot dogs as far as studies go, are rarely eaten without a bun and french fries and soda and they rarely can tease out that fact.  I know form eating pretty low carb for the past couple years and getting a few Hemoglobin A1C tests which measure your blood sugar levels over a three month period, a plate full of junky carbs like mac & cheese mixed with sausage, will raise your insulin - so will mac & cheese and salmon, mac & cheese and with brocco

I spent quite a few hours driving on the California freeways this past weekend and it set me to wondering: which lane should I be in when the traffic gets heavy?  I did some Googling on the topic and came up with the following...  The lane that moves the fastest when traffic is heavy is the lane that has the fewest cars in it. I know, thanks, Dr. Obvioso -- anyway in that lane there is more space between cars, which allows them to travel at a faster speed. In general, the rightmost lane is the least crowded apparently, so it is often the fastest lane during heavy traffic.  However, there are other factors that can affect which lane is the fastest, such as the number of exits and entrances on the highway, the presence of trucks, and the weather. And now three tips for choosing the fastest lane during heavy traffic: Stay in the right lane unless you are passing. Avoid lanes with a lot of entrances and exits. Be aware of the presence of trucks, cuz they move slower of course.

I was thinking about my favorite Woody Allen jokes...came up with these... Not necessarily in this order but here they are... I'm astounded by people who want to know the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. Is it better to be the lover or the loved one? Neither if you have cholesterol over 600. How do I know why there were Nazis...I don't know how the can opener works. That (sex) was the most fun I've ever had without laughing. When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action -- they rented out my room. I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch. What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go, it's one of the best. It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.