Question: Why are there Pop Tarts but no Mom Tarts? Answer: It’s because of the Pastryarchy! And here’s an older one I used to enjoy… Question: How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer: That’s NOT funny. Okay okay, settle down, ladies, and beta males under their control. Dammit, I just alienated a bunch more people…come now, only a true beta male would be offended enough to stop reading after that, so keep reading, fellas — unless you’re a beta male! See what I did there? Full stop…on to the subject, wherein we will see if I can convince you that we live in a matriarchy that pretends it is a patriarchy so that we can continue deepening the matriarchy. For many decades since the feminist revolution in the 70s, in America, it was simply stated by TV pundits and celebrities as fact that we live in a patriarchy. Indeed the entire world was, and is, it is still said, a patriarchy. I don’t claim to know the ins and outs of what EXACTLY would constitute a patriarchy,
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