Space XXX launches first all gay crew into orbit

BREAKING!

Elon Musk introduces SPACE XXX...

Will launch the first all-gay male space crew:

Pete Buttegieg, Neil Patrick Harris, and John Mulaney (Mulaney accidentally invited even though he is not gay but really seems gay)

"We're gonna be ass-tronauts!" Harris joked.

Mulaney described as "nervous" during the photo shoot.